Tuesday, March 30, 2010
feeling good
I'm a little tired so I don't think I'm going to write much, in fact I know it. So, I guess I'll go now, I just wanted to share my excitement!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Hilarious
The other night my roommate and I were extremely hungry. As we search our empty cabinets we came across the devil in disguise, Fiber One Chocolate Chip Bars. We are not sure how they got there but we went in for the kill. To our surprise it was some of the most tastiest snacks to hit our lips. After we devoured our first bar we quickly moved on to our second. Before the night was over I had sucked down 3 while my roommate hit up 5.
The next morning our assholes were blowing more gas than Mobil. It was AMAZING!!!! Never before did I think human can fart as much as I did. I’m a teacher and literally had to run out into to the hall, fart real quick and go back in and finish the lesson. Along with that I was crop dusting the shit out of my students, and making them take the blame for the stink. My roommate experienced similar issues. He works in close quarters to other co-workers and unfortunately they experienced the wrath of Fiber One as well. He tried to hold it in as best as possible, but it’s like trying to plug an erupting volcano. We couldn’t believe it!!!! By the end of the day, we estimated that we farted over 500 times combined. No joke whatsoever - I have absolutely no reason to lie about such an embarrassing day in my life.
If you don’t believe me, then put yourself to the test. I personally dare you to try having 3 of these bad boys, or better yet shoot for 6. This is no fucking joke, I seriously thought I had to go to the emergency room.
Happy farting!!
Monday, March 15, 2010
Doctor, New workout class
Started a workout class today, only cost $5 and it's basically a personal training session because it's just me, my sister and this other chick. Sweet! I have another (different) class on Thursday, I don't know how many are in that class so we'll see.
I weigh in tomorrow. I've been doing really well this week I think so hopefully I'll be in the 130's tomorrow! Wow, it's been a long time since I've been there. I gotta lose two pounds though, so that's kinda a lot. When I get to 137 I'll no longer be overweight, so exciting, almost there. Alright, I need to get to bed now. Night night
Saturday, March 13, 2010
Thinking on making the move
I finally worked out today, it felt good. I signed up for a couple of classes that i knew my mom would be able to babysit during. One is a basic core class the other is called Yoga ball...sounds...interesting.
Well, I don't have much else to talk about so i guess i'll go!
Friday, March 12, 2010
Slacking
So tonight, I'll be alone again. I just get excited around 5:30ish because that's when my mom usually gets home. I get about 5 minutes to hang out with her until she starts getting ready to go out. So that sucks too, plus she doesn't get home until REAL late, which sometimes wakes up the babe and always waked up me because well, I sleep on the couch, yep, the couch. I've been sleeping on the couch for the last couple of months. I just wish I got to hang out with my mom more, she doesn't seem to really want to hang with me, she'd much rather go out. Although the other day she said, "I'm gonna miss you when you go back to Washington, I'm already sad thinking about it" I'm thinking to myself, "well, i've been home since October and I have hardly seen you at all" I told her she should come back to Washington with me when I go back, she said she probably would. Yay! I will get to hang out with my mom WITHOUT the "dude" I don't even want to get into the "dude" discussion right now, but I will fill everyone in later on. I like hanging out with my mom. When she came to Washington for two weeks it was AWESOME! Well, I gotta go for now, I may add some more later.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Going to try this out
A little bit about today so far. Didn't get much sleep last night, but I'm sort of used to that by now. I've been up since about 4:30, hubby called at 12:30am, which was AWESOME! So, today is looking like it is to be very long. It's raining out, but I actually kind of like it because it stays dark outside, I love darkness! So then I started thinking maybe if we stay in the Army we can go to Alaska, then I was thinking, maybe not. Anyone live there before? Well, I should probably go bring in the pups before they get drenched. Hopefully I'll remember I have this thing so I can keep it updated. Alrighty then.
Ok I'm back, brought in the boys. So, I guess I signed up for a 5K on april 3rd. Oh gee what did I get myself into. I've run that far twice in the last few weeks so I'm hoping I can do it. I know I had to sign up though, I got get off the couch.
I've lost 42 lbs now on WW so that's cool. I'd like to get to 55lbs, but at least 50 before Vinnie comes home, but I'm not sure if I'll make it in time. I'd like to make goal and lifetime before I move back to Washington so that only leaves me like 3 months. I've also been working out pretty regularly, well when I can find a sitter. This week hasn't been too good, but I'll get back on track. Ok, I gotta go, byebye